Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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