So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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