Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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