Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Small penises have feelings too.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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