I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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