i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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