i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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