The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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