i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize