Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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