9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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