i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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