no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize