Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Randomize
