She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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