I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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