My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
