I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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