i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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