Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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