we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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