no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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