i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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