he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
