I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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