That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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