now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He passed out mid-signature
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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