I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize