no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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