god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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