so explain again why im purple
no
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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