You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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