So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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