I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you would pick up someone in the library
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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