something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My feet surprised me
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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