Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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