hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
sex in a hospital.. check
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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