Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
and she was petting her beer can
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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