Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Randomize