If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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