You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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