turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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