i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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