Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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