ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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