she was so not down for the gang bang
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
