I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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