take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Randomize