Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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