One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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