Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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