its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
third nipple confirmed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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