I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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