How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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